And They Say Romance Is Dead
Do you remember those sweet little Valentine cards that elementary school children pass one another over styrofoam cups of punch and heart-shaped sugar cookies with the red and pink sprinkles? Well, let’s hope these aren’t any of those! Infact, these little romantic goodies say “I love you” in a downright spooky, bordering on stalkerish way, but they’re just innocent enough to share with our HauntOffThePress readers, so ENJOY!
Not quite sure how to say I love you to that special girl? Let John Wayne Gacy say it for you!
Signed, Your stalker
Heartworms really do say it best…
If you don’t love me, I’ll sic my vampire cat on you!
The reason restraining orders were invented.
I think I saw this on “CSI” once.
Now, how could you say no to this little guy…holding a potential weapon?
When you just can’t be scary enough – this is the card for you.
